kissmyfibroass:

I will never not reblog this when I see it. 
sleepyferret:

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source


back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.
toonskribblez:


zombiedogdraws:

bienenkiste:

Ph. Lobke Leijser

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD


I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIGANTIC CAT!
http://reservoircat.tumblr.com/post/100521120106/face-down-asgard-up-face-down-asgard-up-men

face-down-asgard-up:

face-down-asgard-up:

men make it sound like it’s super hard not to sleep with obviously impaired women

you don’t rape by accident, you shitlords.

Gonna add because I have seen too many dudes make comments like, “Ok but what if she was drunk but she seemed sober…

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via tits-tats-and-tea)

sliceofbri:

THERE MUST BE A PARAGRAPH BREAK EVERY TIME A NEW CHARACTER SPEAKS

THIS IS NOT OPTIONAL

NO ONE WANTS TO READ ONE BIG BLOCK OF TEXT JESUS CHRIST

(Source: sliceofspoopy, via tits-tats-and-tea)

tastefullyoffensive:

[fowllanguagecomics] (bonus panel)
beaucoupbougee:

narcolepticbunny:

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.[via]

did the person mix up fabric softener with lighter fluid or something?


Great idea to snap chat a fire… That’s not tamed..

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

(via tits-tats-and-tea)


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